I've just had a realization. I am perpetuating bug stereotypes. How utterly crappy of me.
Saturday was a lovely day, sandwiched nicely between two other lovely weekend days. We scurried over to the awesome garden shop to buy lots of soil and a few more veggies and flowers for the yard and garden. Then we hopped on our bikes and headed over to Rasoi for brunch and a walk to the Hope Street farmer's market/craft fair. After visiting with friends and wandering around for a little while we were back on the bikes and headed home.
I was in the garden planting butternut squash and trimming dahlias by 4 while J took the mower out for a tour of the neighborhood (he does half the neighbors' yards for them). I was fussing with our giant planter of peas, nestled in the corner of the back fence when I noticed very fine sawdust falling just in front of me. I looked up to see more of it coming out from a 1/2" hole in the underside of a cross plank in the fence. I knew it was not a good sign, as there was obviously some sort of insect boring it's way through the wood, yet I couldn't help a small giggle at the way the saw dust was being kicked out of the hole in frantic plumes. Then it stopped and I went about my work after making a mental note to let J know about our possible pest problem.
I was 12 feet away, tending to some garden marigolds when I heard buzzing. I followed it back to the hole in the fence. There was no sawdust coming out, but the buzzing was coming from a little deeper inside the piece of wood. I was both impressed and concerned as I'm pretty sure that one wood boring insect is usually the tip that you have many wood boring insects to contend with. Moments later, the sawdust was poofing out of the hole again. I peeked around for more holes in the area and found nothing. I looked, from a distance, at the hole and noticed something rather large and dark looking like it was starting to back out of the hole. I stepped back a few feet and waited. Nothing. The buzzing started again, then more sawdust. I was pretty impressed by the tiny worker bug. But I was also starting to think it was likely a wasp, and wasps are evil, awful, terrible bugs.
I went about my gardening until J got back, at which point I took him to the spot where the fence was being drilled and relayed my story of saw dust and buzzing emanating from the depths of the fence. We both had work to do outside so we decided to keep an eye on it and hopefully catch the culprit in the act.
About a half hour later, I was across the yard when I heard the buzzing again. I looked over toward the fence and spotted Ollie standing and looking toward the hole in the fence. I called him to me and glanced over at the fence just in time to see a winged insect crawl inside the hole.
J and I reconvened at the site of the activity and discussed our options. We didn't really want to spray the thing and kill it. Closing the hole up with another piece of wood would hardly be effective since whatever was in there was making short work of tunneling through the wood that was already there. And then even if we did manage to prevent the bug from getting back to this particular place on the fence, we have a whole lot more wood for it to choose from between the fence and the house.
We had managed to convince ourselves based on the size of the hole, the quick glance at the culprit, the sound of buzzing coming from inside the tunnel, and some quick internet sleuthing, that this was indeed a wasp, a horrible, nasty, yucky wasp that would exact its revenge upon us and our poor pups if we disturbed its work unarmed.
J located a can of wasp-specific insecticide, the foamy kind that makes it hard for them to retreat from the hole once you spray it in there. I moved the planters away from the spray fallout zone and told him to go for it. J voiced some trepidation at killing the thing, to which I replied with something along the lines of "whatever, it's a wasp, spray it."
He sprayed inside the hole until the foam started to build up around it. Then he proceeded to spray every other crack or hole in the fence within the vicinity of the sawdust spewing hole.
Later that evening J noticed that something was starting to make its way out of the doomed hideout in the fence. He positioned a big bucket under it to catch it when it finally fell out.
The next morning I peeked into the bucket to view my fallen foe.
It did not appear to be a wasp.
I felt a slight twinge of discomfort that comes from being wrong -especially about something upon which I pretty much sanctioned the unleashing of chemical warfare.
I got to work and googled a bit(I think I've learned more from Google than I have from my many years of schooling) and determined that it was, without a doubt, a carpenter bee. A crafty little furry bugger who is more or less the elephant of the insect world. The ladies tend to hang together in the nests burrowed into whatever wooden structure they choose.
I killed a big furry elephant bee.
I suck.
Hopefully this will be a lesson learned and I will have a little more tolerance toward members of the insect kingdom. Except for mosquitoes, ticks, fleas, chiggers, aphids, roaches, wasps, and other multi-legged pests that aren't bees, lady bugs, or "good" spiders (anything that won't bite me and cause my skin to erode).
Yes, definitely a lesson learned.